Howdy, my name is Sam. I am 16 years old. My favorite colors are black, then purple, then like, fuzzy grey. I love dinosaurs and dragons and large grey animals.I am in an obnoxious amount of fandoms and I am so sorry; it makes my blog a mess and completely impossible to understand. If you follow me and/or I follow you, I just want you to know that I love you. <3 Even if you don't follow me, I still love you.Feel the looovee. <3 The looooove. <3
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..
The Enigma of Times Square Fault.
I didn’t even have to click the picture to know where this was going
The grinch had 2 moms and no one ever said anything about it
the grinch isn’t a good example of a child successfully being brought up by homosexuals
Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990
the perfect photoset
These are gold.