carry-on-my-otp:

mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

I almost closed the video, when I saw it took 5 min. cause I thought Yeah the guy in the bikini is funny, but I don’t wanna watch him for that long, but I’m so glad I did! This is without competition the most important ALS video I’ve ever seen

(via eggyazelea)

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

(via iain-young)

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE 

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE 

(Source: rlckrolled, via cityofmarchingmarauders)

asian:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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i fucking love this website

(via everyothernameitriedwastaken)

hazelshaw:

Deleted scene: Hazel and Gus watching tv post incident

(via cityofmarchingmarauders)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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(via melliebellyy)

iinanyan:

What have I done?

Face references from danshi koukousei no nichijou, dancing samurai, gto, toradora and barakamon.

(via dancing-on-stars)

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(via hi)

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

(via magnusbanesadopteddaughter)

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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(via electricgale)

dorkflamemaster:

your yearly reminder

dorkflamemaster:

your yearly reminder

(via 0110110101101110)

k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

(via biblioslayer)

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

I read that in a West Collins voice

(Source: aroharveyspecter, via biblioslayer)

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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(via perfashtons)