justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

(via han-geeze)

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

wearywithoutsleep:

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

or “starstrukk” 3OH!3

(via cielhatesyou)

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

(via dark-angelic-fox)

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour, via cielhatesyou)

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

(Source: princesconsuela, via ron-weasley)

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

(via ron-weasley)

stfuprolifers:

stfuconservatives:

foxes-of-harrow:

theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:









I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.

stfuprolifers:

stfuconservatives:

foxes-of-harrow:

theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:

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I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.

(via cielhatesyou)

tastefullyoffensive:

[isaidsomyself]

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(Source: hirookigoto, via hogwartswhovianonbakerstreet)

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

(Source: bjirk, via sniffing)

carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

(Source: goatpolice, via pizza)

  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via nekochan3010)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via cielhatesyou)